Hey Closeteers, #InsideTheCloset wants to apologize for the sound quality, but we’re getting that solved asap! Other than that, Matteo humiliated a girl like she’s never been humiliated before by… politely asking her to be quiet. Emma gushes over The Cheesecake Factory, Shameless, and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. We then what Lindsay Lohan is getting up to on the streets of Paris. Hint: Racial profiling.